if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days
if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself
no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best
Wouldn’t be amazing if you could see all of your female ancestors at like age 25? All at once? Like you walk into a room and they’ll all in order there and you could talk with them all and see the story of your lineage? What were they doing at my age? What did they all look like? Would they be proud of me?
me drying the tears of a 6 year old at work: aw, i’m sorry, that’s rough - but look, you’ll probably feel way better about it once you’ve had a snack me, responding to my flatmate or partner being anxious: hmm fair but also you’ll probably feel better if you eat something me, responding to my mum telling me she can’t get past feeling constantly tired: and are you sure you’re eating enough? like, stuff with protein and carbs and fat? me, forgoing a real dinner to get more stuff done, feeling like shit: by Talos,
Dont know if theres a post talking abt this already but in brasil the president made a speech last year saying he wouldnt buy vaccines bc the company put on the contract that they wouldnt be held accountable for side effects so the vaccine could turn you into a crocodile for all he knows. Anyway heres how people are dressing up to get their shots
It is! A lot of people dressed up as crocodiles to get vaccinated just to make fun of what he said, heh
[Id: original post is a video of a person dressed in a red dress paired with red gloves and heels, covered in green paint with glittery make up. They’re wearing a blonde wig and an alligator muzzle mask. They’re sitting at a vaccination spot, with their legs crossed, and when the video starts, they uncross and start a cat walk, set to a bass boosted song. They walk to the nurse, who shows them the needle. They nod and the nurse applies the vaccine, then they look at the camera and shout “Fora Bolsonaro!” and cheer. The nurse laughs.
The reblog shows different pictures of people at vaccination spots wearing alligator costumes / end id]
